Online newspaper comment of the week, Nov. 29

The Eagle-Tribune makes it 2-for-2 thanks to this comment from “JeromeHoward08,” who weighed in on a story about Sammy Sosa donating $15,000 to a charter school:

When they opened the envelope did little cork pellets fall out?

I can just see it now: “And the winner of this year’s Sammy Sosa Cork Pellet Scholarship is …”